A lot of people, including me I suppose, got pretty excited about the possible future career of Rob Zombie as a director, after the success of The Devil’s Rejects. Then he remade Halloween and we all woke up and remembered: hey, he’s Rob Zombie. Who cares.

That’s not going to stop him from making another movie though, especially when he usually manages to turn a profit. I guess we should all be happy that at least he’s not Eli Roth. Come on, I can’t be the only one. Haven’t we all had it with that guy by now? So given the choice between Hostel 7 and whatever Zombie is up to next, give me the Robster.

Here’s what Zombie’s doing. He’s making a movie called Tyrannosaurus Rex and it is not about dinosaurs or a long-forgotten 8-track rock band. That’s the movie’s first kick-ass first teaser poster to your right, released through Rob’s Myspace Page. I had no idea you were allowed to say Motherfucker on Myspace. Looks like it’s time to edit my profile.

So what’s T-Rex about? You’ve seen the teaser poster. You now know as much as we know. Whatever it is, it’s only 49% Son of a Bitch, and that’s usually a good sign where movies are concerned.