When I first saw The Descent on Lionsgates upcoming release schedule I thought "Oh great, another crappy, imported horror movie. Just what we need." But now they've released the first American teaser poster for the film, and I see that I couldn't possibly have been more wrong.

This isn't a crappy horror movie at all, but rather a massive lesbian orgy movie. Unless a bunch of college girls pulling a train is supposed to be scary? I'll go with my first thought, since that's a movie I absolutely have to see. The Descent is clearly a euphemism for… well… you can figure it out. Look, now I'm blushing.

The extreme, wild-ass sexiness of The Descent hits theaters some time this August from director Neil Marshall and Lionsgate films. To see an even bigger version of that great teaser poster to your right, click on over to our Descent image gallery, here.