For those of you who don’t already know, Uwe Boll is the worst director in the world. I know, that sounds like an opinion, but trust me it isn't. He just is. If you haven't seen any of his films, well lucky for you. We have. Poor us.

What sets him apart from other awful directors is that no matter how bad his movies are, and no matter how badly they flop… his budgets only seem to get bigger and his cast only gets better. His next film is BloodRayne, and he's somehow managed to get an Oscar winner.

How does he do it? Black hole? Solar flare? We've figured it out. We have the answer. Cinema Blend's Stuart Wood uncovers the most terrifying mystery in modern cinema, Uwe Boll: Money for Nothing. Click the link below to head to our feature section and read his shocking expose of the sneaky German filmmaker, Doctor Uwe Boll. Yes, he's really a doctor. No, that's not part of the expose.

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