You Don’t Mess with the Zohan opens this weekend, and it’s going to get terrible reviews. Not from me, I gave it 4 stars, but from stodgy print critics who always give Adam Sandler movies bad reviews, and I suspect, write up their vitriol in advance of actually seeing them. That’s alright, if like me you’re a Sandler fan, then you know to pay no attention to the men behind the curtain. I’m not saying every Sandler movie is good. We all know Mr. Deeds blows. But some of them are damned funny, and I’m here to tell you Zohan is one of them.

To prove it, we’ve got five clips from You Don’t Mess with the Zohan for you below. Watch them, and make your plans to pay homage to the Sand Man this weekend: