I still don’t see what’s so bad about having a Surrogate. Bruce Willis’s new movie exists in a world where everyone stays home and lives vicariously through a perfect robot body which lets them basically do whatever they want and experience whatever they want without risk or consequences. Eat anything you want and never get fat. Sleep with anyone you want and never get crabs. You won’t age, you won’t lose your hair, and if you get hit by a car you won’t die, not even a little. Count me in.

For some reason, Bruce Willis hates this utopia and he’s out to ruin everything. Maybe it’ll make more sense after watching the new Surrogates behind the scenes video in which Bruce Willis talks about wanting all of the future’s robots dead. Take a look: