Zack and Miri Make a Porno will get its first teaser trailer this week. Writer/director, beloved bearded gentleman Kevin Smith dropped the news on his message board yesterday. Expect the teaser Friday, probably on Kevin's QuickStop Entertainment site. Or, just check back here. We’re all such freaks for this movie we’ll probably have a million links to it minutes after it’s posted.

Don’t however, expect to see any actual footage from Zack and Miri in it. There will be none. It’s going to be a teaser in the realest sense of the term. Smith says, “It's literally just a teaser. That is to say, there's not a frame of footage in the teaser that's actually in the movie.” I guess that means some sort of logo teaser. Aren’t those usually reserved for Batman or Terminator? This is a movie about making a porno, I was sort of hoping that since it’s an internet only teaser we’d get to see some of Seth Rogen’s ass.

For more info on the impending awesomeness of Zack and Miri Make a Porno, check out our preview.