Billy Crystal has hosted the Academy Awards eight times, but, in poetic fashion, it's also been 8 years since he last did it.  But it's not only from the Oscar stage that he's disappeared. With the exception of his uncredited role in 2010's Tooth Fairy, Crystal hasn't been in a live-action movie since 2002's Analyze That. For that reason, it's totally understandable why William Fichtner had to send Josh Duhamel and Megan Fox to Mongolia to hunt him down. Now, at this point I have to assume that you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, so to clarify, allow me to present the first trailer for the 84th Annual Academy Awards:



I actually liked this trailer a lot more than I expected to. Sure, it features some actors who have no business even being around an Oscar statue (*cough*Megan Fox*cough*), but it's witty and fun. I still wish that it was the Muppets who were hosting the show - can you even imagine how awesome that trailer would have been? - but this did succeed in putting a smile on my face and I'm excited to see what Crystal will do come February 26th.