xXx Changes Names

For those of you who complain that we don’t carry enough news for those outside of the United States, here’s one for you.

The name of the upcoming xXx sequel has been changed. The original name xXx: State of the Union will remain the same in America, where the name actually means something, referring to the President’s annual speech updating citizens on the condition of the country. In Europe, where they could care less about the status of the States, the name has been changed to xXx2: The Next Level.

Why Europeans get the insulting number 2 even though they get a subtitle is beyond me. Actually, why Americans or Europeans would even want this crappy sequel is something I don’t understand. If anything, this is a cause we can all rally behind, after all, even Vin Diesel didn’t want a part in this one.