Former lipstick lesbian and star of that unnecessary Psycho remake Anne Heche is expecting her second child. The actress, who is currently dating fellow actor James Tupper, made the announcement through her publicist today.

Releasing an incredibly garrulous statement to People, Heche’s rep said, “They are really thrilled. Wow, how clarifying. Why didn’t they just say, “We have ruled out getting an abortion”?

On a serious note, though, we’d like to send out our deepest congratulations to both Anne and her gorgeous (No Homo) boyfriend Men In Trees star James Tupper for their wonderful maternity news. I always endorse more beautiful people being brought into the world. That crack addict with three children getting knocked up by a fourth guy, not so much.