The General Manager of Emperors Club VIP, the prostitution service blow job-loving former governor of New York Eliot Spitzer frequented, has pleaded guilty to conspiring to violate federal money laundering and prostitution laws, a confirmation which could land her in jail for two years. Mousy-haired low-ranking Madam Cecil Katie Suwal told the judge "I was involved in the daily operations of this disgusting thing, the Emperors Club VIP or whatever that was, a prostitution ring that was attempting to launder money."

Whatever that was? Don’t play dumb, Cecil. You knew damn well what you were doing, and I’m sure it helped pay for the designer handbag and gaudy sunglasses you were seen wearing out of the courthouse.

According to The New York Daily News, Suwal is due back in court on September 12th for sentencing, which will probably end up being two years but could turn out to be as many as twenty. I’d like to throw stones at Miss Suwal and talk about how the judge should throw the book at her, but come’on, for fifty-five hundred dollars an hour, we’d all do some unseemly things.