Baby photos are perhaps the biggest contradiction in our society. We all complain about over-excited parents constantly shoving snapshots of their ugly ass children down our throats, but when it comes to celebrities, we fall all over ourselves obsessing over the famous tykes. In fact, the selling of baby pictures by celebrities has become a lucrative business, and Sexy Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol is a budding Adam Smith.

According to MSNBC, Palin and her boyfriend Levi Johnston are expected to collect around three hundred thousand dollars for the first photographs which will be published in People Magazine. Supposedly, the young couple can thank Levi’s dumbass meth-dealing mother and her recent arrest for soaring the prices, which were initially expected to max out around 100K.

You can verbally harangue Bristol and Levi if you want for a perceived whoring out of their infant, but as Jesus would say, let anyone who has turned down three hundred thousand in cash throw the first stone.