Brooke Hogan Personally Shoots Down Feminism
By Mack Rawden 6 years ago
Whatchu gonna do when five million militant, pissed-off feminists run wild all over you? The Hulkster’s daughter and aspiring model/ actress/ celebrity Brooke Hogan made some inflammatory comments about both politics and females, leading at least this writer to laugh uproariously and shake his head.
Coming by way of Gossip Gangster Perez Hilton, the twenty year old said, “You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"
You just can’t make this sixteen hundreds throwback rhetoric up. I’m not sure what’s more insulting: her ideas about the fairer sex, her not being into the whole voting thing, or her saying ya know after it all, like she’s the goddamn mouthpiece for everyone.
Should Brooke Hogan be running the country? No. I’d have a hard time choosing between her and disgraced Enron chairman Kenneth Lay, if they were my own two options, but insinuating everyone in the entire country with a vagina would be completely unfit to lead is, well, absurdly idiotic.