What is it about two beautiful women cattily bickering back-and-forth that’s so captivating? Maybe it’s the long shot possibility of a hair extension being pulled out? I don’t know. But I love it. And if the statistics are true, most of you crave it too. If you above this high school nonsense, go ahead and stop reading. Still here? Then let’s get to the drama drama.

According to SF Gate, former Tony Romo girlfriend and American Idol winner Carrie Underwood told Allure, “"The phone will ring and it'll be (Tony), and I'll maybe not answer." Let me put paraphrase that: I used to date Tony Romo. Now he’s boning Jessica Simpson. He still calls, though, and I don’t answer so as to make myself feel superior.

Don’t worry. Like the never ending Kim Kardashian and Shanna Moakler feud, there’s a bitchy rebuttal. Jessica Simpson called into a local radio show this morning, denying that Romo was still in touch. "I looked at his call log. Tony and I both laughed at that. We got a chuckle out of it." Translation: step off, bitch. He’s through with your ass.