It’s almost New Year’s, and that means it’s time to promise yourself you’ll lose weight again, only to put on another 20 pounds. Well celebrities are better than you, so they’re smart enough to make the sorts of New Year’s resolutions they can actually accomplish. That’s probably how they got where they are, being all famous and stuff. That and having sex on camera. That works every time.

The boys of Funny Or Die have wandered around Hollywood and rounded up the town’s hottest celebrities to ask them what they’re resolving to do for the new year. From extra sleeping, to couch sitting, to camera man ass kicking, it’s all the stuff you probably wish you could do but can’t because, well, you have a job.

Check out the FOD video, and find out what your favorite celebrities are making their New Year’s resolutions.