Denny's Introduces 1690 Calorie Mac 'N Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt, Drunks Rejoice
By Mack Rawden 5 years ago
Yes! The average citizen of the United States may be becoming more health conscious, but that doesn't mean there still isn't a demographic out there looking for a whole lot of food for a low price. You don't need to tell that to Denny's though. The late night eatery long known for catering to drunks, fatties and people who don't care what others think has just taken unhealthy deliciousness to a new and exciting level with the Mac 'N Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt.
Even without the frills, patty melts apparently attack people's hearts with a reckless abandon, unleashing a whopping seven hundred or more calories. Whenever I indulge in their awesomeness, I like to think the sandwich is coating my aorta with hugs, but if that is the case, I'm not sure my body is going to be able to handle the vice grip of the Mac 'N Cheese Big Daddy Patty Melt. Part of the “Let's Get Cheesey” menu Denny's is rolling out, the new addition is almost seventeen hundred calories of bear hug. It features a beef patty, Mac 'N Cheese, cheddar cheese and Frisco sauce on grilled potato bread with a side of waffle fries. No word on whether you can add a side of cheese to dip the fries in, but something tells me Denny's would be willing to accommodate.
I'm not much of a drinker myself, but it seems like this is the only thing worth eating after one too many cocktails, right? Say what you will about pizza, but to my knowledge, no one has ever created a pie featuring Frisco sauce and Mac 'N Cheese.