Remember when Lindsay Lohan spent a week on the set of Ugly Betty? Well, the writers reportedly crafted an entire story arc for her, assuming she’d return for at least one more episode. Unfortunately, a source near to the show told Cinema Blend Lohan was such a massive bitch during production, they’ve decided not to invite her back. This has left them in a little bit of a bind since a script including her character has already been written. Oh the foibles of being a self-absorbed diva.

According to the well-placed source, Lohan caused massive disruptions on the set during her first appearance, carting a massive entourage around and refusing to smoke in the designated smoke areas. Acting like a stuck-up cunt is one thing--but being a stuck-up cunt who causes cancer is another.

Pause to repack my hookah.

It seems like only yesterday Lindsay Lohan was that sweet little girl in The Parent Trap. Now she’s the ogre who ruins everything she touches. Just think of her as Midas without the gold.