If I dreamed nightly of a sex goddess, and I mostly do, "Desperate Housewives"'s Eva Longoria would be one of the more common forms that goddess would take. I won’t go into any sort of details, but if I wanted someone to order me around in the bedroom, Longoria would be at the top of the list, which is good since that appears to be exactly what she’s doing, although now she’s denying it.

A week or so ago Longoria allegedly admitted to Allure Magazine that she found she had to give bedroom directions to her current boyfriend Tony Parker, who she found inexperienced due to only having one previous partner before her. All I could think when I read that was: lucky Parker.

However, the basketball player’s ego may have needed some stroking after that blow to his prowess, because Longoria is now changing her story. She has told television tabloid show “Extra” that she is the less experienced one and that “When the lights are out, he's the teacher and I'm the student." And to that I say: lucky Parker.

See, it doesn’t matter who’s leading who in the bedroom. What’s important is that Eva Longoria is hot and, thanks to this story, I’m totally allowed to contemplate her presence in the bedroom as either an instructor or an inexperienced fawn.

Giggiddy giggiddy gig.