Whatchu talkin’ bout Driver’s Ed teacher? Former Diff’rent Strokes star Gary Coleman got into a verbal exchange with a man at a Salt Lake City bowling alley on Friday, which ended in Gary mowing the man down with his car. Oh attempted vehicular homicide, the gift that keeps on giving.

According to The Salt Lake Tribune, the argument started after a twenty-four year old man, Colt Reston, began photographing Coleman inside the bowling alley without his permission. The two men bickered back-and-forth before moving outside. Neither man was cited by local police for any wrongdoing, but the altercation is still being investigated.

I’ve long asserted Gary Coleman is an underrated train wreck, and this is just another damning piece of evidence. Here’s to hoping he finally finds some respect or whatever it is he might be looking for.