George Clooney Is Single Again
By Jacob Sundstrom 5 years ago
George Clooney is the kind of guy that seemingly doesnít seriously date anyone; itís this foresight on his part that has kept him from receiving the ire of a nation that nearly roasted Tiger Woods alive a year and a half ago. In America, we believe you can have sex with whoever the hell you want -- as long as youíre not married. George Clooney is one of the few men that can pretty much have sex with whoever he wants, and now heís single again.
In a statement released to People Magazine, Clooney and his girlfriend of two years, Elisabetta Canalis, say they are no longer together and hope their privacy is respected. What makes this breakup particularly interesting is a story posted in the The Daily Mail less than a week ago in which Clooney and Canalis are at a romantic dinner in Lake Como.
While the framing of the story makes it sound like theyíre just having a great time, if you look at the pictures, particularly the second photograph, it almost looks like this is the break up dinner. Whether or not that is the case will never be known, but what is known is that Clooney is back on the market; so if youíre interested in a two year relationship that will inevitably go nowhere and leave you heartbroken, have at it.