Gerard Depardieu Urinates In The Aisle On A Jet, Out Of Control Actor Or Old Man Who Couldn't Hold It?
By Mack Rawden 2011-08-17 09:30:42
Acclaimed actor Gerard Depardieu, apparently preparing for the role of a stubborn three year old, was escorted off his plane last night for conduct unbecoming of a gentleman. The sixty-two year oldís flight was delayed on the runway when he reportedly asked a stewardess from CityJet if he could use the bathroom. She told him takeoff was about to begin and he would need to wait fifteen minutes. Apparently, this time frame was unacceptable as Depardieu proceeded to whip it out and piss all over the aisle.
According to TMZ, the plane was forced to return to its gate for cleaning, a process that took two hours. Sources who witnessed the incident said the actor appeared intoxicated, but as Depardieu has not yet released a statement, those accusations cannot be confirmed.
What self-respecting man canít hold a pee for fifteen minutes? Itís obviously frustrating whenever you have to urinate it and the situation doesnít allow for it, but these things happen. Youíve gotta think about something else, wait for your opportunity and capitalize then. His poor fellow travelers heading from Paris to Dublin had to wait two hours, not to mention watch a sixty-two year old man urinate.
So, all this begs the question: is Depardieu a self-censored actor who doesnít think the rules of societal decency apply to him or is he an old man to be pitied because he couldnít hold it? Vote in the poll below and let us know what you thinkÖ.
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