“Hannah Montana” star Miley Cyrus responded in the negative to a nasty internet hacking that the 14-year old was pregnant.

An interview she gave to teen celebrity magazine J-14 got out of hand when they quoted her as saying, “ I’m going to take good care of my baby. I’ve already gained seven pounds.“ But it was all the work of a moronic internet hacker with Photoshop skills and no obvious love in his life who manipulated the online spread.

The actual interview with her co-stars discussed Miley’s innocent on-set gross-out habits that any teen is willing to share with her friends and fans. On the website, however, the words were changed to inadvertently admit she was pregnant and that it “accidentally happened.“ Ugh, talk about gross habits.

Her handlers responded quickly, insisting the story is “a complete fabrication.” J-14 Editor-in-Chief Janet Giovanelli also says, “There are a number of internet postings pertaining to J-14 that are erroneous. I would like to clear this up. J-14 never reported Miley Cyrus was pregnant.”

Thank God Vance isn’t preggers because it would have given her dad and co-star Billy Ray Cyrus an “Achy Braky Heart. "

Sorry.