Man, Cupid has been slacking off a lot lately. Twenty-eight year old blonde bombshell Holly Madison has separated from her boyfriend, eighty-two year old Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. The split reportedly came after the two were told they would be unable to conceive children together. I figured his other two girlfriends, Bridget and Kendra, would be long gone before Holly, who has openly talked about marrying the old pimp. I guess holy matrimony wasn’t in the cards.

According to The Associated Press, Holly is still living with Hef at press time, but he’s supposedly grown smitten with two nineteen year old twins who could fill the Madison-sized hole in his sex life. They may begin appearing on his reality show, The Girls Next Door, but as Holly is currently signed on for a sixth season, she’ll likely be involved as well, at least in some capacity.

Here’s to hoping Holly finds that man of her dreams somewhere else and produces a slew of gorgeous daughters.