Howie Mandel Calls Police On People Having Sex In His Bathroom
If youíre looking for a safe, quiet place to have sex, donít sneak into Howie Mandelís bathroom. The situation will be misinterpreted, authorities will descend on the scene and youíll be forced to explain that what happened was not rape but consensual, booze-induced sex.
Last night, the Americaís Got Talent judge decided to throw a little Fourth of July shindig at his Calabasas home. During the event, two twenty-one-year-old guests hit it off and headed for Howieís bathroom. Of course, an unaware Mandel headed into his bedroom not long after, overheard what was happening and reportedly mis-concluded that someone was being sexually assaulted in his home. Rather than deal with the attacker himself, he phoned the police, who descended on the scene and interviewed all involved.
According to TMZ, both the guy and girl offered authorities the same story. No charges are being pressed for the misunderstanding, though itís hard to know who actually wound up getting the short end of the stick here. Having sex in someone elseís house is obviously poor form. Getting busted by the police is a nice measure of revenge for the owner. Ordinarily, these two things would probably balance each other out, but since Mandel has a well-documented obsession with germs, heís probably the ultimate loser as heíll be spending the next week or so obsessively cleaning.
Long story short: if youíre in someone elseís house and you feel like fornicating in their bathroom, at least turn the fan on and try to be quiet about it.