Take this story with a grain of salt and a stiff shot of Gerber. A source close to Jay-Z and Beyonce Knowles has told Page Six that the couple may be expecting their first child, possibly the hottest, most talented baby since Jackie Kennedy pushed out John-John.

The notoriously private couple have refused to comment, but her rep issued a hilariously sarcastic statement saying, "I don't know if she's pregnant. Let me perform an ultrasound and get back to you." Not since Press Secretary Ari Fleischer dazzled the media by talking in circles for hours has a press release given away so little. Here’s to hoping a baby will soon number among Jay-Z’s ninety-nine problems.

We here at Cinema Blend wish the happy couple luck with however the reproductive drama works out.