The little girl from E.T. and the douche bag somewhere, someplace shoving a Mac down someone’s throat have broken up, effectively ending the strangest Hollywood union since Billy Bob Thornton and Angelina Jolie boycotted the vials of blood.

It’s unclear just who exactly dumped who, but Cinema Blend can tell you it was Drew Barrymore’s publicist who passed the juicy gossip onto US Magazine. Let’s be honest: it was probably her anyway. If someone would have told me five years ago that the nerd from Galaxy Quest would bone Julia Guglia from The Wedding Singer, I’d have called ‘em a fucking liar. And been wrong. I hate being wrong.

No word yet on who’s beds these two will rebound into, but I’ll take a shot in the dark and say Justin Long will start dating Destiny from I Love Money/ Rock Of Love and Drew Barrymore will seduce that chubby dude who played Greg Goldberg.