Sound the alarm bells! Dancing With The Stars may once again get a little more curvy. Smokin’ hot volleyball player and Olympic gold medalist Misty May-Trainer has gone down with an injury. The problem is reportedly with her Achilles Tendon and probably occurred either while dancing or fighting the Viet Cong. It’s fifty-fifty, really.

According to E! Online, this could pave the way for big-assed beauty Kim Kardashian to return after her surprise elimination last week. Producers have thus far been unwilling to confirm or deny her possible return, as May is currently being evaluated by a licensed doctor--hopefully not the same one who performed cosmetic work on Kanye’s mom.

I haven’t been watching Dancing With The Stars this season, but don’t worry, my mom calls me with updates after each show. That’s why I can bring you such informed reporting on life-or-death snafus like this.

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