I love Larry David. I loved Seinfeld. I love Curb Your Enthusiasm. I probably would have even loved that one season when he was a Saturday Night Live writer had he gotten more than one sketch on the air. When he says something, I listen, much like you people probably do with your parents or various political leaders. Apparently, Larry David isn’t the biggest fan of cancer, and by golly, I think I just have to agree.

In a video I found over at Funny Or Die, Mr. David himself asks for your money in helping to find a cure–not because he feels any sorta sympathy toward the disease–but because he’s sick of chemo-enduced baldness cutting in on the pity fucks he used to get for lacking hair. Amen, brother.

I’ve embedded the video below for your entertainment, and please, if you have any inclination to donate money to a worthy cause, send it to the fine website he endorses here. Do not under any circumstances send it over to that dummy corporation O.J. Mayo’s agents were running as a way to purchase tax-free hummers.

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