When in doubt, follow Courtney Love’s advice and take to the celebrity blog. Lindsay Lohan hit up MySpace today, talking her fourteen year old sister’s rumored boob job and those dreaded paparazzi in an agrammatical rant. “me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me...one of them being, ‘Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?’ WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my response simply was, ‘Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!’

I’m all for full disclosure and a generous swap of free publicity and unnecessary information between the press and celebrities, but speculating about a fourteen year old girl getting implants might be in poor taste. Then again, most everything the Lohan family has ever done has been in poor taste; so, it’s all kind of a gray area. Here’s a link to Lindsay’s entire diatribe.