All of these Disney starlet-in-the-making pre-pubescent teen queens are the same. They morph bare singing and dancing talent from innocent, cute and carefree youthfulness to jagged skin-taunting voyeuristic attention whores - figuratively, and sometimes literally. We’ve seen it happen plenty of times before: a young actress posing seductively, partially naked for the camera, only for said picture to be leaked onto the Internet for the world to see.

Do these famous Hollywood tweenlets know exactly what will come their way after frolicking in their half-naked stupidity or are they just doomed to keep repeating the mistakes of their predecessors? Isn’t there some memo, or say an entire Internet’s worth of websites published and refreshed millions of times a day, proving over and over that being young, famous and salaciously half-naked will make its way to the public whether you like it or not? Well, maybe Miley Cyrus missed that one.

What did she do this time, you ask? Well as self-appointed beat reporter for all things Hannah Montana, I bring you this luscious cranny: yet again the 15-year-old has a set of skin-toting photos making their way to pedophiliac computers everywhere. Giving her best come-hither pose, Cyrus shows us her neon green bra and flat tanned tummy while hanging onto some unnamed male companion.

This set comes just months after photos of the singer/actress were seen of her doing much the same – except that time hanging onto an unnamed female counterpart. Supposedly both were hacked from her underage softcore porn central hellhole, MySpace. Cyrus has yet to respond to this set of photos, though she deemed the last round as “nothing bad.” I don’t know whether to chain her around a lamppost for being that stupid and not realizing the kind of moral responsibility she has to kindergarten girls everywhere, or bring a baseball bat down upon her parents for not shoving Miley into a closet until she turns 25. God, I’m going to make a great parent.