Have you been watching The Two Coreys lately? Well, you should because it’s the greatest reality show ever conceived about over-the-hill former eighties child stars who share the same name. Seriously. Well, Mrs. Corey Feldman, Susie, recently decided to parlay her fame into an erotic Playboy cover shoot. She was promised the cover early on, but apparently, things are a little cutthroat in the world of high-class nude modeling.

According to The Hollywood Gossip, Susie Feldman, who agreed to do the shoot for free (why?), has been given the heave-ho after Ashley Harkleroad agreed to pose nude for Hef. Aww. How sad. If at first you don’t succeed, take more nude pictures of yourself and try again.

Here’s a clip of Susie from The Two Coreys…