Naked Lady Gaga Discovers 35 Peruvians In Her Garage
By Mack Rawden 3 years ago
The upside of having really obsessed, extremely passionate fans is that they attend multiple concerts, buy albums and stay loyal. The downside of having really obsessed, extremely passionate fans is that they do crazy shit like break into your garage while you’re trying to nakedly eat Thanksgiving leftovers inside your rental house.
Lady Gaga was in Peru for the joyous holiday when she woke up to some little monsters singing and ringing her doorbell. Shortly thereafter, she went downstairs to get some leftovers when she noticed thirty-five crazies hanging out inside her garage on the security monitor. She should have been irritated about the mess, but instead, she was actually kind of amused. Here’s a portion of what she had to say about the incident on Twitter…
”i should be mad i guess except i tried to figure out how to slide stuffing under the door, but theres no cat-flap”
This must have been a weird combination of awesome and scary for the mother monster. On the one hand, it’s cool that people are so into her that they’re willing to break laws to even hang out in her garage. On the other hand, people broke into her garage. That’s disturbing and could easily be the first chapter in a Stephen King novel.
Luckily, since everyone involved is fine, it’s okay to laugh and say things like, “those crazy Peruvians…”