Most celebrity gossip stories are relatively predictable. Smoking hot songstress hooks up with gregarious socialite. Trouble arises causing a break-up. Songstress finds out she’s preggers. They end up getting married for the kids. Pretty basic stuff but occasionally, a juicy bit of beauty salon whisper comes along that’s so outrageous, so hilarious, so unbelievable I falsely assume another site just made it up. Here’s one of those stories.

According to TMZ, Nick Hogan received an encouraging letter this week from Stephanie Ragusa, the twenty-nine year old former Florida teacher accused of giving the time to a few of her more mature middle school students. How stupid could this broad possibly be? Does she realize Nick Hogan is a teenager, and this little correspondence doesn’t exactly come across as angelic?

Here’s to hoping they’re both released from jail immediately and start a torrid affair, culminating in a reality series two times as outrageous as My Fair Brady.