Everyone loves birthdays--except Nick Hogan, as this little festive celebration will precipitate his transfer from the marginal comforts of juvie to the pound me in the ass confines of adult jail. Happy birthday, Nick.

According to Access Hollywood, both Linda and the Hulkster stopped by to visit their incarcerated eighteen year old, but naturally, they arrived separately considering they’re no longer married and despise the other with vindictive hatred. Suspiciously absent was older sister and possible future Playboy bunny Brooke. I guess failing at her recording career was a more imperative concern.

As we’ve told you ad nauseum, Nick is currently serving an eight month sentence for having a few drinks, participating in a street race, and paralyzing his buddy John.