What in God’s name is wrong with this country? Ignorant, rightwing douche bags have spent the last year unfairly painting Barack Obama as a leftist, Muslim wackjob; so, The New Yorker decided to take action. They commissioned a cover depicting the Illinois Senator and Presidential Candidate, along with his wife, as all of the slanders his critics have hurled in an obvious lampoon of how ridiculous the whole situation is. Unfortunately, people in this country are so fucking humorless and P.C. conscious, they’ve freaked out on the New Yorker for trying to help their own cause. I’m buying my own island and living out my days as a recluse. J.D. Sallinger was right.

According to The Associated Press, a spokesman for Obama said, "The New Yorker may think, as one of their staff explained to us, that their cover is a satirical lampoon of the caricature Senator Obama's right-wing critics have tried to create, but most readers will see it as tasteless and offensive. And we agree." Let me translate: moronic robot voters will see this and assume he loves Osama Bin Laden; so, we should cater to the dumbass proletariat.