Practicing Buddhist and perennial candidate for hottest man in the world, that bastard, Orlando Bloom is not ready to be tied down. A recent report in an Australian newspaper claimed he proposed to girlfriend Miranda Kerr, but those claims were just viciously shot down by the model’s agent. The speculation may have been fueled by a recent interview in which Kerr stated she’d like to eventually settle down and have children. I’d like to set up house at some point too, but that doesn’t mean I’m ready to wife anyone.

Speaking to People Magazine, the rep said, “Miranda herself has said she is not engaged. There is nothing else to be said. Well, I guess that answers that. You can check out Orlando Bloom in the upcoming New York, I Love You, while Kerr can be found in Victoria’s Secret advertisements everywhere.