Note to American journalists: get off Brad Pitt’s super rich, mega-star ass. The internet has been abuzz today with holier-than-thou glares directed at Brad Pitt because of a few photos, which have been circulating of him driving daughter Shiloh around while on his lap. No, this isn’t a Britney Spears re-tread; the vehicle was a goddamn golf cart!

When did this country get so paranoid about children hurting themselves? Half the point of growing up is to scrape your knees and hit your head and generally act unruly. I’ve been sitting in golf carts, without a seat belt, since I could walk. No harm ever came to me. Besides, when is the last time you’ve ever heard of an infant dying from a golf cart accident? Never!

Here’s the real story: bravo to Brad Pitt for taking an active interest in his children’s lives. There’s a lot of fathers in this world who abandon their children, and it’s nice to see Brad Pitt setting a wonderful example by including his daughter in various activities.