Flamboyant entrepreneur and part-time nudist Paris Hilton makes more money doing nothing than anybody else in the world. In a world full of rich and pampered socialites and their children, Hilton carefully increases her income to work ratio, diligently working her way to becoming the most delightfully useless celebrity of all time.

Roger Friedman from 'Fox News' reports:

"EVEN Paris Hilton was amazed after she collected $200,000 just for showing up at a charity event in Cannes on Saturday. She was paid $1 million for a similar event in Vienna a few weeks ago. What does she have to do for the money? "All I had to do was wave, like this," she said, imitating Queen Elizabeth II's stately palm swivel. Still, some party snobs try to keep Paris out. She was not invited to the Vanity Fair party at Cannes' Hotel du Cap over the weekend.

Last night in Cannes I caught up with her at a yacht party (where else?) hosted by Revlon’s Ron Perelman aboard his spectacular Ultima II. As we sat chatting on a little bench, Paris looked over at a beautiful young European woman wearing a beaded top. "I want that top," she said. "It’s hot." In a matter of minutes, it was established that the woman worked for designer Roberto Cavalli, and that sometime today Paris would get the top plus anything else she wanted. Gratis."