Stuck living in Belton, Texas? No hope of ever hobbnobbing with celebrities? We're here to help you use your imagination.

Tonight the sure to a blockbuster new vampire movie 30 Days of Night opened in theaters across the country. But while you were slogging your way through the Temple Mall to buy a ticket, Josh Hartnett and the rest of the cast were partying their asses off in Hollywood, anticipating all the cash you're going to give them.

You weren't invited to the party, but here's a look at what it would have been like if you had been. We've scored tons of photos from the star-studded premiere of 30 Days of Night. Scroll down, click the thumbnails, and ogle people having better lives than you.