Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Vogue model Liskula Cohen is suing Google because the search engine has refused to turn over the name of a blogger who soiled her good reputation by referring to her as a skank on the internet. And the progressive vagination of our society continues sauntering forward like a six year girl hopskotching her way through Kindergarten. Well, fuck you, Liskula Cohen. Fuck you for being a pathetic cunt who’s own insecurities can’t deal with an anonymous blogger. Fuck you for bogging our legal system down with yet another petty lawsuit. And fuck you for trying to garner as much publicity as possible while doing it.

Look: I understand. Slander and celebrity run together like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. It’s frustrating to put yourself out there and be verbally harangued on countless message boards by douche bags hiding behind anonymity. To quote the late great Bill Hicks: “We’re here at the same point again where you, the fucking peon masses, can once again ruin anyone that tries to do anything because you don’t know how to do it on your own. That’s where we’re fucking at. Once again, the useless waste of fucking flesh that has ruined everything good in this goddamn world. That’s where we’re at. Hitler had the right idea. He was just an underachiever.” But the story is as decrepit and tired as boy meets girl. Shakespeare was ridiculed and mocked. The Beatles were heckled. Jesus Christ had to carry his own goddamn cross up a hill. It happens to everyone; you just deal with it and move on.

You know what’s worse than someone calling you a skank on the internet? Forever being known as the dumb bitch who couldn’t handle a stranger calling her a skank. But that’s the path Liskula Cohen has chosen. So, now, instead of one faceless idiot lampooning her silently, millions will vocally snicker and guffaw at her low self-esteem.