Much to the chagrin of this writer, current hottest woman in the world Scarlett Johansson is officially off limits. The busty and brilliant actress has gotten engaged to boyfriend and ex-Alanis Morissette flame Ryan Reynolds, star of Waiting and Just Friends. What the hell? Just when I come around to admitting Mariah Carey will never be the future Mrs. Rawden, Scarlett Johansson has to break my heart again. How traumatizing.

According to Gossip Gangster Perez Hilton, the engagement was confirmed by Scarlett’s publicist, who released a generic statement saying, “They're both thrilled.” Also releasing a statement on the upcoming wedding was Cinema Blend Podcast Co-Host and heterosexual Ryan Reynolds admirer Tim Kennard, who uttered, “What the fuck?” upon hearing the nuptial news.

We here at Cinema Blend willingly admit these two are well out of our league; so, we’ll take the high road and wish these two lovebirds a happy future together. I’m always skeptical of Hollywood hook-ups, but for some reason, I really think this one has a chance to last. Then again, I was convinced dream couple Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon would have eight thousand babies and live in marital bliss forever. Whoops. Even Merlin was wrong on occasion.