Snooki Loves Jessica Simpson's Hot Ass Bump
By Mack Rawden 4 years ago
No one apologizes quite like Snooki. After drawing the ire of some after wildly claiming she’d die if she looked like Jessica Simpson at any point during her own pregnancy, Snooki has decided to back up a bit and offer the combination actress and singer a vote of confidence in a decidedly Jersey Shore way. Here’s the exact quote from her Twitter…
I NEVER dissed Jessica Simpson you weirdo tabloids , get over it with your "pregnant war" articles. I love the girl and her hot ass bump
This is one of the reasons why Twitter is great. No publicists, no classing up the thoughts in someone’s head. I can almost hear Snooki bellowing every last word of the above tweet and because of that, it makes the whole non-apology/ slap on the back feel even more genuine, especially when viewed in front of the reality star’s leopard print background.
Besides, Jessica Simpson does have a hot ass bump, but as for how much longer it’ll exist, we’ll just have to wait and see. It feels like she should have given birth weeks ago; so, any time with her rotund midsection we have left is all gravy at this point. As for Snooki, she still has a long way to go, which means there’s plenty of time for her to grow her own hot ass bump. I’m not sure a nobler goal has ever existed.