Tara Reid Does Rehab
By Mack Rawden 6 years ago
Before today’s rehabilitation announcement, I wasn’t sure if Tara Reid was still a zeppelin implosion. Partly because she’s not one of my favorite C-List celebrities and partly because the mainstream media has been ignoring her for awhile, I’d lost touch with the former American Pie star and was unsure if her hard-partying ways were still firing on all cylinders. I guess they were.
According to People Magazine, Reid’s publicist issued a statement saying, “Tara Reid has checked herself into Promises Rehab Center. We appreciate your respect to her and her family’s privacy at this time.” All sources seem to be hush-hush on what exactly Miss Reid checked herself into Promises for, but it may very well be the old standby: booze. That or prescription drugs. Those are popular with all the kids nowadays.
Regardless, we wish Tara nothing but a full recovery when she heads to Promises on Tuesday. May she regain her health and a life of averagely-acted supporting roles in surprisingly decent movies.