Thank goodness the Associated Press were there to keep track of the winners from the Teen Choice Awards. Heaven knows I didn't have the stomach to watch them. I did tune in at the end to catch K-Fed's TV debut, though. Frankly, I'm more convinced than ever that Federation Records is going to go down in more flames than the Hindenberg.

So, for those of you dying to know what teenagers voting in online polls thought of their favorite pop icons, here's the short and skinny, screaming fan-girls not included (you can thank me later).

Here are some of the key winners from the 2006 Teen Choice Awards, courtesy of the AP:

Movies:

• Action adventure —Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
• Actor, drama/action adventure — Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
• Actress, drama/action adventure — Reese Witherspoon, Walk the Line
• Actor, comedy — Johnny Depp, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• Breakout, female — Jessica Simpson, Dukes of Hazzard
• Chemistry — Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn, The Break-Up
• Liplock — Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock, The Lake House
• Rumble — Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) v. "Commodore" (Jack Davenport), Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
• Summer movie, action/adventure —Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  

Television:

• Comedy/musical —High School Musical
• Reality —American Idol
• Actress, drama/action adventure — Rachel Bilson, The O.C.
• Actor, comedy — Wilmer Valderrama, That '70s Show
• Personality — Ashton Kutcher, Punk'd
• Actress — Mischa Barton, The O.C.
• Breakout show —So You Think You Can Dance
• Breakout star — Zac Efron, High School Musical
• Chemistry — Vanessa Anne Hudgens and Zac Efron, High School Musical
• Summer TV series —So You Think You Can Dance
  

Music:

• Single — Fall Out Boy, Dance, Dance,
• R&B artist — Rihanna
• Rock group — Fall Out Boy
• R&B/hip-hop track — Nelly Furtado, feat. Timbaland, Promiscuous
• Rock track — Fall Out Boy, Dance, Dance
• Love song — Nick Lachey, What's Left of Me
• Breakout, female — Rihanna
• Song of the summer — Nelly Furtado, feat. Timbaland, Promiscuous
• V Cast Music artist — Nelly Furtado
  

Other awards:

• Hottie female — Jessica Alba
• Hottie male — Orlando Bloom
• Comedian — Adam Sandler
• Red carpet fashion icon, female — Jessica Alba
• Red carpet fashion icon, male — Nick Lachey
• Choice grill — Brooke Hogan
• Action sports athlete, male — Shaun White