Tweet Blend: Mark Cuban Sleeps With Trophy, Donald Glover Loses Afro Pick
By Jacob Sundstrom 5 years ago
Twitter is best known for giving users an outlet to let their followers know when they've relieved themselves, but sometimes it's about something much bigger than that. We've seen that during the protests in the middle east over the past year, the killing of Osama Bin Laden, and, well, the NBA Finals. Twitter has a way of extracting what people are thinking and feeling at any given moment; whether it be satisfaction with a day of writing, the sadness of losing an afro pick in a toilet, , or the jubilation of sleeping next to the NBA Finals Championship trophy.
It's such a tiny distance between cockiness & despair for a writer, based only on whether what you wrote that afternoon was any good. #cocky
Multigrain cheerios reminds me of the cultural diversity in Miami
I never park at the wizard's place 'cause there's a sign that says "YOU WILL BE TOAD."
Dual Survival is a brilliant show. Two muscly survivalist weirdos eating bugs & drinking urine.
I DROPPED MY AFRO PICK IN THE TOILET! GOD HELP US ALL!
Michael Ian Black
Green is the most overused color in nature.
Today's photo of alternate ending for "Star Wars:" http://bit.ly/lnfLv6
this will sound weird. Im laying in bed. with the trophy next me.#dreamcometrue