The funniest follows on Twitter often come from celebrities you've only barely heard of. Exhibity A) Paul Feig, the producer of The Office and one of the best follows on Twitter. While he is less active (and interactive, for that matter) than he used to be, he can still be counted on for several great tweets a day; oh, and he directed Bridesmaids, which is a great film. Michael Ian Black is another great example of a celebrity Twitter account that is most definitely worth a follow for his irreverent humor and other such funniness. Great follows are out there, you just have to know where to look.
No Winnipeg, you're not getting the Coyotes, you're getting the Thrashers. Count ur blessings & start pulling for Quebec to get a team back.
Twitter keeps suggesting I follow Pampers. What do they know that I don't ... oh, actually, wait. I think they're right. #justcrappedmypants
“@ThatsSoTaguchi:Can you explain Uwe Boll's Postal? Barring that can you explain why your penis appears in said film?”I have a nice cock.
Be the best part of yourself tomorrow. Saturday be the worst part of yourself. Report back Sunday lemme know how this all pans out.
Not sure what's harder to believe - Dallas comeback or the fact Honda thinks zombies will help sell civics.
I don't know if we'll raise the debt ceiling, but we should definitely scale back on putting in a new debt porch.
My five year old told me he had an awesome dream. I asked him about it. "Sorry dad I can't tell you, it was a PG13 dream".
We are ecstatic to welcome our new beautiful healthy happy baby girl, Willow Sage Hart. She's gorgeous, just like her daddy. #beyondblessed
Anyone who doesn't like the crust on a pizza cannot be trusted to be President of the United States.
Michael Ian Black
If any Mormons want to give me "E" while I'm in Salt Lake City, I will totally convert.