While the Los Angeles Lakers celebrated their second straight win against the San Antonio Spurs, the cattiness came out in droves outside the locker room. Kobe’s wife, the notoriously ill-tempered Vanessa, waited patiently with her two children for ESPN writer Laura Lane before spotting her and unleashing a torrent of profanity.

According to LA Observed, the altercation stemmed from a not-so-friendly column written by Lane, which called Vanessa Bryant out for wearing an absolutely hideous purple tutu out onto the floor. I witnessed this horrid getup myself, and well, let’s just say Charles Nelson Reilly at his gayest looked less gaudy and flamboyant than this outrageous ensemble.

On her blog (which has since been removed), Lane speculated that Bryant may have just been upset over rumors her man was banging a Laker Girl humorously also named Vanessa, but at this time, Cinema Blend cannot confirm whether he, in fact, showed her his triangle offense. Either way, the drama is hot and heavy.