The Victoria Beckham/ Marc Jacobs partnership continues to saunter on. A new round of photographs were released today, and well, let’s just say they’re creepy and may have been shot with the aide of performance enhancing substances: namely ecstasy.

To be perfectly honest, I’m not even sure how these avant-garde are supposed to sell anything. More than anything else, they just lead me to ask a bizarre round of questions. Why are her eyes closed? Why is she making out with a frog when she’s already found her Prince Charming? Who thought those sunglasses were attractive? Why does she have on dishwashing gloves? I feel like a disheveled Admiral Stockdale at the ‘92 Vice Presidential Debates. Who am I? What am I doing here?

Perez Hilton called the photographs “somewhere between the sublime and the ridiculous, and this writer can’t help but agree. Click over there for the second promotional picture...