Psychopath songstress Amy Winehouse was her own version of a Good Samaritan this morning, attacking a photographer for bumping into an innocent bystander and not apologizing. She’s like a hundred and twenty pound Dexter, with a sexy crack addiction and badly dyed blonde hair. She won’t go to rehab, but she’s more than willing to bitch slap chivalry into douche bag tabloid journalists.

According to Gossip Gangster Perez Hilton, the police were eventually called, and they escorted Miss Winehouse back to her vehicle. Will someone please tell her to try out for American Gladiators! I already have her name picked out: Meth-a-don. Okay, the moniker probably needs a brainstorming session, but it seems like an idea just crazy enough to revitalize her spiraling music career