Did you hear Amy Winehouse smoked hash for thirty-six hours in a row? Well, she did. And then went to the hospital. Well, the walking overdose is at it again, reportedly ordering forty-eight bottles of Jack Daniels in preparation for her upcoming gig on the Isle Of Wight.

According to TMZ, Miss Winehouse bailed on her Paris gig last week, and this one doesn’t exactly seem to have secure footing. Look: I’m not judging anyone for the occasional binge-drinking brouhaha. Hell, I pounded about fifteen shots and engaged in some rambunctious exploits I won’t make public earlier this week, but normal people take a few days off after poisoning their body mercilessly.

To paraphrase Don Rickles, Amy needs to buy a horse, go live up in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people, in this case fans who just want to see her perform in a near-sober condition.