One woman Jerry Springer episode Amy Winehouse was at it again yesterday. The future overdose victim/ cat lady mysteriously fainted at her London home, prompting a trip to have a few tests done. Currently, doctors are unsure as to what may have caused her brief blackout, but common sense tells me it probably has something to do with either vomiting to maintain her sickly figure, smoking a plethora of crack rocks in one sitting, or a nine pound beehive haircut halting all forward momentum. Maybe even all three.

According to E! Online, the songstress was held overnight and will undergo more procedures today, namely a drug test if anyone feels like actually getting to the bottom of this Nancy Drew mystery.

I’m so sick of talking about Amy Winehouse. She recorded one good album. So did Nick Drake, Jeff Buckley, and dozens of other singer-songwriters, for God’s sake. I’m over it, and you should be too.